seancraven: Whatever happened to Mark Leyner? Was he drawn, like a moth, to...
seancraven: Whatever happened to Mark Leyner? Was he drawn, like a moth, to the cash, and incinerated?
View Articleseancraven: So I compare my sister to Mark Leyner, and she says, "Yeah, isn't...
seancraven: So I compare my sister to Mark Leyner, and she says, "Yeah, isn't it discouraging?" What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
View Articleseancraven: If there's anything I hate it's talented people who refuse to do...
seancraven: If there's anything I hate it's talented people who refuse to do work I know would entertain me.
View Articleseancraven: I'm going to spend a few more days on compulsive line edits. But...
seancraven: I'm going to spend a few more days on compulsive line edits. But the novel is now in a fit state for editors and agents. Let them tremble.
View Articleseancraven: After critically examining every instance of the word 'I' in my...
seancraven: After critically examining every instance of the word 'I' in my manuscript, my right forefinger seems to be drunk from scrolling. Troubling.
View Articleseancraven: Incidentally, I was able to dispose of the majority of instances...
seancraven: Incidentally, I was able to dispose of the majority of instances of 'I.' Stream-of-consciousness stuff. Tomorrow? 'And.' If I can scroll.
View Articleseancraven: @NMamatas Actually, I said, "There goes another one," and then...
seancraven: @NMamatas Actually, I said, "There goes another one," and then they brought out the fermented intestines with the candle in them.
View Articleseancraven: Now I need to remember what @NMamatas said I should tweet. It was...
seancraven: Now I need to remember what @NMamatas said I should tweet. It was something incredibly judgmental about the state of American letters...
View Articleseancraven: @NMamatas Yep. I suppose, "Holy shit, was that another...
seancraven: @NMamatas Yep. I suppose, "Holy shit, was that another earthquake?" might have been more to the point.
View Articleseancraven: @NMamatas That was it! Predictability!
seancraven: @NMamatas That was it! Predictability!
View Articleseancraven: RT @NMamatas: @seancraven Incompetence leads to predictability,...
seancraven: RT @NMamatas: @seancraven Incompetence leads to predictability, just as professionalism does.
View Articleseancraven: Now that I've had performing experience, I recognize wasteful...
seancraven: Now that I've had performing experience, I recognize wasteful passages in my prose unconsciously intended to mimic performance. It's tricky.
View Articleseancraven: Someone's grumpy. A Mean Man Looks At American Fiction...
seancraven: Someone's grumpy. A Mean Man Looks At American Fiction http://t.co/B4Zp90xB
View Articleseancraven: @terriaminute Can you pet him like a dog? I knew a cat like that...
seancraven: @terriaminute Can you pet him like a dog? I knew a cat like that once.
View Articleseancraven: Someone got to my site by doing an image search for 'Ken Ham is...
seancraven: Someone got to my site by doing an image search for 'Ken Ham is an idiot.' Bravo, Google. Bravo.
View Articleseancraven: He emerges, blinks, and proceeds to suggest that you buy his...
seancraven: He emerges, blinks, and proceeds to suggest that you buy his story on Kindle! Yep, new fiction! http://t.co/2tzrqA6S
View Articleseancraven: Crackpots! An amazing new field for wild claims and bullshit...
seancraven: Crackpots! An amazing new field for wild claims and bullshit speculation has just been opened for your idiot pleasure! http://t.co/k4eJ8GcX
View Articleseancraven: @lnmorton Yeah, that's my fortune - I'll give seminars on...
seancraven: @lnmorton Yeah, that's my fortune - I'll give seminars on developing fake science for cult leaders!
View Articleseancraven: The weather is so cold I need my Ramones jacket. Now to go for a...
seancraven: The weather is so cold I need my Ramones jacket. Now to go for a burrito, and enjoy the private, subtle pleasures of being scary in public.
View Articleseancraven: When I signed up, I lost thirty pounds in boot camp, and you...
seancraven: When I signed up, I lost thirty pounds in boot camp, and you would not believe the weapons we get to play with. The war on Christmas rocks!
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